Do I want to be a pirate?

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Do I want to be a pirate? No, I would not like to be a pirate, because it would not be fun. There would not be any toilets. It would smell as bad as the middle ages. You would be aimlessly floating on the sea because the map may not even be real. If you actually find the treasure, you will have to share it with your crew and you will get a very little amount of treasure. Overall, being a pirate is not as fun as it semes.

I would rather be a tourist then a pirate in the Caribbean, because I have things to do at home like school. I don’t want go to deserted island I would rather go to the towns and explore them. Also, I don’t want to over heat and get a sun burn on the beach. In conclusion, being a pirate may seem fun at first, but there are other things to do.

(FYI pirates did not say arrrr)